Someone stop me please.

Someone stop me please.

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#origami #Angry Crab #crab #fox #dragon #grasshopper #dog #manatee #crow #houou #bunny #I can't make my hands stop 

speakgirl:

face-down-asgard-up:

michelle-my-belle:

sozzney:

thorhead:

those gifs that you are just looking for any excuse to use in a post

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ifindthisamusing:

This never gets old. <3

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speakgirl:

vanboobsenstein:

ladyapollo:

nijimei:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.



And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH. I remember when like eight of us would get together and play pretty much every night.

Never played it, but will be making a set of these.

@1 day ago with 36436 notes
snarkosaurus:

These most excellent motherfuckers.

snarkosaurus:

These most excellent motherfuckers.

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dazaibrosamu:

therealdestructables:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

…Self-fulfilling prophecy?

the middle one is a) not in florida and b) not an example of cannibalism.

finally, i will pay everyone i know fifty dollars to stop blogging about other people’s psychotic breaks like they’re some fantastic fucking joke.

Oh no, I wasn’t joking about their psychotic breakdowns. I was joking about everyone’s reactions to these situations as if they’re the “coming apocalypse.” 

$50, please.

@1 day ago with 23486 notes
ryanvoid:

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
[worldsbestever]

this. this is important.

ryanvoid:

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.

[worldsbestever]

this. this is important.

@1 day ago with 4620 notes

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

…Self-fulfilling prophecy?

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#The zombies are coming 

Lethargy is a cruel temptress.

@3 days ago