Someone stop me please.
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23, Almost graduated, Computer Scientist. Thespian. Fated to make obvious statements, bad puns, and random rants.
Someone stop me please.
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH. I remember when like eight of us would get together and play pretty much every night.
Never played it, but will be making a set of these.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
…Self-fulfilling prophecy?
the middle one is a) not in florida and b) not an example of cannibalism.
finally, i will pay everyone i know fifty dollars to stop blogging about other people’s psychotic breaks like they’re some fantastic fucking joke.
Oh no, I wasn’t joking about their psychotic breakdowns. I was joking about everyone’s reactions to these situations as if they’re the “coming apocalypse.”
$50, please.
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Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.
this. this is important.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
…Self-fulfilling prophecy?
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